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Jan272010

Android Love of the Future (1982)

The June 2, 1982 Washington Post ran a short piece about lovebots of the future. The article by Stephanie Mansfield predicts androids would be on the market by the mid-1990s, and likely revolutionize the way people looked at sexual relations.  

Arthur Harkins, director of the graduate program in futures research at the University of Minnesota, is even quoted as saying that android-human relationships might be treated as common-law marriages. I suppose as long as people didn't get gay-robo-married the U.S. would be okay with that. I can hear the asinine protest chants already, "it's WALL-E and EVE, not Elektro and Steve!" 

The entire piece appears below.

He comes home every night, grabs a beer and falls asleep in front of the television. You might as well be married to a robot, you say. Well, by the year 2000, you could be.

He may even look like Cary Grant, talk about white-water rafting, be able to fix a drink and possibly even be good in bed," says Arthur Harkins, director of the graduate program in futures research at the University of Minnesota.

"One of the things we're seeing now is that people are shopping for other people the way they'd shop for an appliance," he says, citing the proliferation of computerized dating services, explicitly worded personal want ads and marriage brokers. "You're buying something that makes you happy."

Domestic robot systems are expected to come on the market by the mid-1990s, according to Harkins, and sell for several thousand dollars. These highly sophisticated androids can be programmed to offer a wide range of human personality traits. ("We can even make them neurotic") and are likely to be purchased by "people who have difficulty opening up to other human being," he says.

These surrogate spouses would be beneficial to very lonely people.

But can you fall in love with a robot? "Why not?" says Harkins, citing a bedridden hospital patient. "Along comes this wonderful android who doesn't care a bit about that, whereas other human beings may not be so inclined."

The union between man and machine would not be recognized as legal, Harkins says, but perhaps could be treated as a common-law marriage. And there's no question of a messy divorce. "Just trade it in, I suppose," the scientist says.

Another example of future schlock was the robot pets offered by Neiman-Marcus last Christmas, which Harkins says only strengthens his theory that people today want certainty. "They want somebody predictable," he says.

But Harkins says he doesn't want to trade in his own wife for a robot -- just yet. Not even, he fantasizes, "a Margot Kidder robot."

"I'd be bored stiff," he says. "But I may get to be 70 years old and look at a Mae West robot with a great deal of interest."

 

Previously on Paleo-Future:

 

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Reader Comments (5)

Margot Kidder? Ewwww. And I don't even want to think about a 70 y.o. man and Mae West.

January 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWutzke

The union between man and machine would not be recognized as legal, Harkins says, but perhaps could be treated as a common-law marriage.

Understanding common-law marriage fail.

January 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNemo

I really think this is an inappropriate thought for the future. I'm almost positive that no man or woman would ever fall in love with an android, let alone ever have an intercourse. The offspring would be unsucessful. This is only my toughtful opinion,thank you.

June 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHannah Noack

hahahaha someone beat me to the "Margot Kidder" thing. I read that ans went, whatthewhat? oh yeah, 80's, ok.

oh man Margot Kidder.......classic.

June 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjohn

Late, but getting there:

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10432597-1.html

August 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterspinetingler

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